Sometimes the nicest thing you can give someone is a little personalized peace and quiet.
Personalized with our creativity—or yours, our door hanger turns privacy into something considerably more polished. Made for bridal suites, dorm rooms, nurseries, bedrooms, guest rooms, and any door behind which someone would simply prefer not to be disturbed, it is equal parts useful, personal, and amusing.
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
double-thick cotton paper
custom wording or personalization in calligraphy
approximately 7.5” long
ideal for birthdays, graduations, weddings, new homes, college send-offs and baby gifts
A personalized door hanger is one of those small luxuries that becomes surprisingly indispensable. Give one to a bride getting ready on her wedding day, a graduate heading to college, a teenager whose bedroom has recently become sovereign territory, or new parents attempting the minor miracle of getting a baby to sleep.
The personalization makes each one entirely its own—sweet, sophisticated, funny or wonderfully direct. It is an unexpected luxury personalized gift that feels considered without being overly precious, and useful without looking remotely utilitarian.
Because “do not disturb” is simply boring.
A firm boundary, softened by rainbows and unicorns. You’re welcome.
Our Entry Currently Not Advised Door Hanger is for those occasions when the message needs to be unmistakable, but there’s no reason to be unpleasant about it. The engraved gold lettering delivers the verdict; the rainbows, hearts, and unicorns assure everyone it was meant with love. Sort of.
Hang it on a bedroom, dorm room, bridal suite, nursery or guest room door whenever privacy has moved beyond a preference and into official policy.
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
luxury decorative door hanger
double-thick black or white cotton door hanger
engraved gold lettering with rainbows, unicorns and whimsical details
approximately 7.5”
Because sometimes your directness needs a unicorn delivery.
Tell Me You’re Fabulous Without Telling Me You’re
FABULOUS
Engraved Mood Message Tags in Double-thick Black or White Cotton Board
For the one making all the merry and bright happen.
Designed for Santa’s unofficial right hand—the one wrapping the gifts, hiding the surprises, tying the bows and making Christmas appear as if by magic—this witty holiday door hanger offers a rather elegant way to say: stay out.
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
- double-thick black cotton paper
- gold-engraved message
- approximately 7.5 inches from top to bottom.
The rich black stock and gleaming gold engraving turn a bit of holiday irreverence into something decidedly luxurious.
Hang it on the wrapping-room door, the bedroom hiding Santa’s stash, the home office doubling as Christmas headquarters—or give it to the person who is perpetually making the holidays wonderful for everyone else.
A clever luxury Christmas gift for the person who has everything, the consummate gift-giver, holiday hostess, wrapping enthusiast, impossible-to-shop-for friend, or family member who takes the role of Santa’s helper very seriously.
Because even Santa’s favorite people occasionally need everyone to stay the &*@! out.
Some battles are worth fighting. The state of a teenager’s bedroom may not be one of them.
For the teen whose floor has not been seen since last Tuesday—or possibly second grade—our Not Sorry, Too Pretty to Keep It Clean door hanger offers a rather elegant solution: close the door and carry on.
Engraved in extravagant gold calligraphy, the message is unapologetic, highly decorative, and perhaps the closest anyone involved is getting to a cleaning schedule. Consider it a gift for the teenager, but also a small act of self-care for the parent who has finally learned to pick a battle.
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
double-thick cotton paper
gold-engraved message
approximately 7.5 inches long
Made from substantial double-thick cotton paper and engraved in raised, elegant gold, this funny teen door hanger turns questionable housekeeping into a surprisingly chic design statement. It makes a clever gift for teenage girls, daughters, granddaughters, graduates heading to college, dorm dwellers and anyone whose decorating philosophy includes several garments on a chair.
There are life skills to teach, standards to maintain and moments that require parental intervention.
And then there is the bedroom floor.
Close the door. Pick your battles. Everybody wins.
For anyone holding it together beautifully—or at least convincingly.
Some seasons call for grace under pressure. Others call for a beautifully engraved acknowledgment that, against all available evidence, you are actually handling things quite fucking well.
Our Proudly Handling It Quite F*cking Well door hanger pairs unapologetic language with extravagant gold calligraphy—the sort of visual contradiction we wholeheartedly support. Hang it on the door during deadlines, wedding planning, finals, new motherhood, breakups, big moves, career changes, or any other occasion when merely functioning deserves considerable recognition.
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
double-thick black cotton paper
gold-engraved message
approximately 7.5 inches from top to bottom
Made from substantial double-thick cotton paper and engraved in gleaming gold, this funny luxury door hanger turns a private pep talk into something worthy of display. It makes an unexpectedly perfect gift for a best friend, bride, graduate, new mom, newly single friend, overachieving colleague—or anyone currently navigating a plot twist with admirable style.
It is part encouragement, part status report, and part extremely elegant profanity. Which, frankly, covers a surprising number of gifting occasions.
Because sometimes “you’re doing great” simply doesn’t have enough fucking conviction.